Friday, September 4, 2009

The Battle for spot A-34

The Battle for spot A-34
So...let me go back to the first day at Mesa College... **flashback....it goes white.. makes that woosh sound....

Picture this.... I'm looking good......looking fine......
ok..... for those who think this is impossible.. let me just paint u the picture then. I have a nice hollister long sleeve button up, new era cap, fake glasses, and lotion to make my skin o so shiny... and I'm driving to school with the A.C. cranked up.
It's 9:30 a.m.
So I'm listening to some SICKKKKKK Korean music. I just came back from Korea and I was diggn it. nah means?! and you know how Korean's do it.... I did the whole head bobbing and SOL-ing (singing out loud). the whole sha-bang
Not just singing, but like you know where your face looks all serious, and you use all the muscles on your face to make a face gesture... Anyways...

I get to school 2 hours early and I decided to park my car. But guess what?.... No parking. I'm driving around and it's like traffic on the 5 Freeway near L.A.
1 hour passes and I am still singing... of course by this time.... I'm like tired.... really tired. (picture not from that day)
Finally through God's mercy and grace, the car right next to me is about to leave. I'm like crying in my heart and coincidentally my ipod at that moment was playing Chris Tomlin's Unfailing Love.
And I'm like "YESSSSSSSSS!!!!" and singing "everyyyytthinnggg,, you hold in you hand!"
then....
the car in front of me which Obviously has no right what so ever to take the spot because it was way too in front of the spot.....starts signalling to the right. I'm like.." O HECK NO MAN. I DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE. YOU AINT TAKING THIS SPOT!"
Then outta the car comes 3 black guys who look like they each killed someone that morning. One of them looks at me isntantly... spits on the ground in front of me... and then signals the driver to come reverse in. .....
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...and I drove away.


...and that's all he said.